Barack Obama
August 18th, 2008Barack Obama.
Barack Obama.
Barack Obama.
Barack Obama.
Barack Obama.
Remember that name. Thirty years from now, it just may give you the win in a game of Trivial Pursuit.
Evil Emperor Update
May 20th, 2008The Evil Emperor had to get his OC certification yesterday. OC spray is a military-grade Mace, and the certification process is basically just getting blasted in the face with 16% capsicum, and then running a riot-simulation obstacle course.
During the briefing, it was noted that everyone will have a different reaction to OC spray. Out of the approx. 200 guys qualifying, one of the guys said it “tingled”, 196 guys screamed like little girls, and three had their faces swell up so bad they got sent to medical. Guess which group the Evil Emperor belonged to…
One thing they tell you about OC is that you NEVER try to wash it off– water just reactivates it and makes the pain worse. So the first thing the corpsman said when the Emperor got brought into sick bay was “jeez, this guy ain’t breathing right, we’ve got to wash this stuff off!”
The Emperor related all of this last evening in a phone conversation, talking between moans and lots of F-words, interrupted occasionally as a corpsman clicked through on call-waiting to make sure he was still alive.
Another f’n beautiful day in the Corps!
Rumor has it that certain photos and video may exist of the Evil Emperor running the course…
Details to follow…
Obama Agrees To Dessert Without Preconditions
May 19th, 2008Says That Negotiations, Not Threats, Are Key To Getting Concessions From Defiant Daughters
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May 8th, 2008Technology Meets Enlightened Lifestyle Changes in Honda’s Bold New Vehicle.
At last, fuel-efficiency reaches its logical conclusion in the new Gaia.