Archive for the 'Breaking News' Category

Obama Agrees To Dessert Without Preconditions

Monday, May 19th, 2008
Says That Negotiations, Not Threats, Are Key To Getting Concessions From Defiant Daughters
CAPTION:
Highly nutrient enriched cruciferous vegetables

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New Hybrid Vehicle Seats 0

Thursday, May 8th, 2008
Technology Meets Enlightened Lifestyle Changes in Honda’s Bold New Vehicle.
CAPTION:
At last, fuel-efficiency reaches its logical conclusion in the new Gaia.

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TV Purchase From ‘Crazy Steve’ Proves More Crazy Than Expected

Monday, May 5th, 2008
Insane Discount Leads To Stalking, Restraining Order
CAPTION:
A portion of the sales contract signed by Mr. Brayden and retailer Steve Kerpinski

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Study: Few Keyboards Actually Destroyed By Coffee

Friday, January 18th, 2008
Report Also Finds “Near Zero” Evidence Of Internet Users Actually Rolling On Floor With Laughter
CAPTION:
Where are the keyboards?
Landfills show fewer discarded keyboards than predicted.

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Pollsters To Release Polls Without Candidate Names To Improve Accuracy

Thursday, January 10th, 2008
Some Fear Actual Vote May Be Necessary To Ascertain True Will Of Public
Interesting!
While difficult to learn to interpret, new graphical forms of polling provide richer, deeper content for analysis by the political punditocracy. They can also bring up long repressed memories.

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