Point Five (Dialup)

“What could be more fun than traditional gender roles?”

-The Evil Emperor Mindstation, P.Z.I.C.
Hooters, Anaheim, CA, July 3rd, 2002, 1:30PM

“Why, doing the least is what I do best!”

-The Evil Emperor Mindstation, P.Z.I.C.
Jose’s Mexican Grill & Cantina, Fresno, CA, April 1st, 2004, 11:55AM

“Why of course I’ve thought of a Weekend Wisdom post for Sunday.”

-The Evil Emperor Mindstation, P.Z.I.C.
Imperial Mansion, Santa Barbara, CA, September 30th, 2006, 8:34PM

“It may be called ‘Thousand’ Island dressing, but I’ve only ever tasted about 37.”

-The Evil Emperor Mindstation, P.Z.I.C.
Souplantation, Rancho Cucamonga, CA, August 16th, 2004, 11:49AM

“If intelligent design is true, then how come we have ten fingers, but only two nostrils?”

-The Evil Emperor Mindstation, P.Z.I.C.
Crystal Cathedral, Garden Grove, CA, October 5th, 2003, 2:17PM